Pointless Committee Decisions Prophets

Our Mission:

We are a committee of highly trained experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing productiveæk1. Our team of highly skilled procrastinators have spent decades studying the art of making arbitrary decisions that serve no purpose other than to confuse and bewilder our fellow committee members.

Our Team:

• Meet our esteemed member 1
• Meet our second, equally as useless member 2
• Meet our third and final member, who is only here for the free food

Recent Decisions:

• Decision 1: We decided to decide that the color of the walls should be changed to plaid
• Decision 2: We decided that the coffee machine in the break room should be replaced with a more expensive one that makes the same type of coffee
• Decision 3: We decided to have a meeting to discuss the importance of having a meeting

Subcommittees:

• Subcommittee 1: The Committee of Pointless Sub-Committee Members
• Subcommittee 2: The Committee of Even More Pointless Subcommittee Members

Disclaimer: The decisions made by this committee are completely and utterly meaningless and should not be taken seriously. Unless you are a serious person, in which case, please do not visit this website, as it will only confuse and depress you.